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As a sex educator, I find it kind of difficult to find fabulous things that promote condom usage.. and then I found THIS... an amazing condom tote bag!

So, today in hot pursuit of a new vulva puppet at Good Vibrations (I was equipped with a 10% off coupon too… which I’d been saving for like 2 years) I came upon what my life has been leading up to (spoiler alert: my life has been leading up to a safe sax condom tote/laptop bag). Well, it turned out that they’d run out of vulva puppets and since only this Peru women’s collective makes them only jebus knows when they’ll have a new shipment. In short, they had to put me on a vulva waiting list. While sulking about not having a velvet vag to put my hand in and use to say things like “me want cookies,” I stumbled upon a brand spanking new condom tote bag by safesax.com. I love advertising the “no glove no love” philosophy that I practice *fulfilled sigh*! Why am I still at work wasting precious, unpaid overtime in an uncomfortable chair writing about this? Because it’s that friggin’ great!